Duct tape can fix just about anything.
Boy! Wouldn't you like to be the Ad executive at the Millford Company right about now?
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I don't care how many billions of $$$ you spend pimping your ride, you always should have a roll of duct tape handy.
Judge Gideon J. Tucker, wrote in a 1866 ruling that "No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session."