Hogskin,
That was one of the funniest posts I have ever read. I literally laughed for about a half hour. You are now part of Patton family lore. I shared it with all my kin folk.
The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect. - V.T.
Nobody can offend you, unless you give them permission to do so.
When you judge someone, you do not define them. You define yourself as someone who needs to judge.
Oh man....That was funny. I cant stop laughing....
~Hunting the West and beyond~
That was freakin hilarious! I don't know why but good fart stor is always a gas.
IMHO a lot of things are funny in this world and can be laughed at with no reservations. But bowel movements and not one of them. There must be something you can joke about other than those. If you don't think so move your toilet to the front yard and you can have a ball. Sorry if I am to harsh on this subject but to me its not funny at all.
fknipfer
Great story!
This was funny too!Originally Posted by bighorn67
Lighten up a little. My wife doesn't think it is funny either but she still pulls up a stump at Deer camp and lives to tell about it. Either way her rather strong opinion has never changed the way any of the males in our family feel about it. Maybe you just want to pick a fight I don't know but this story is funny!
Your toilet comment reminds me of an episode of Jack$$$ the movie where he blows up a toilet in the hardware store. I laughed at that to.
I have never laughed so hard! Ive been there! Droppin some wader waste and not havin anyone to blame it on! At least at the house, youve got the dog or the kids! But by God, that was funny stuff!
Funny as hell. I have had moments like that aplenty.
Summer had reduced the river's flow to a sluggish current. It was well within the banks carved by spring melts, the shallow water running crystal clear. But it was water- life-giving, life-sustaining water. This Calder Range by Janet Dailye
Epic my friend. Your a legend.
BobbyZ
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"If you don’t decide your values now, you are easy prey for others who will gladly decide them for you or influence you implicitly to accept theirs." - Dennis Gioia
I just had to come back and read this hall of famer again.Tears coming out of eyes. Again. Got to read this to wife.
Summer had reduced the river's flow to a sluggish current. It was well within the banks carved by spring melts, the shallow water running crystal clear. But it was water- life-giving, life-sustaining water. This Calder Range by Janet Dailye
Purt near but not plumb
Kiss The Ring
Thanks for dragging this one out, sean! I laughed just as hard this time as the first time I read it. Great writing IMHO, and funny as hell. Thank you Hogskin, your whit is missed.
"Thank God they are not as intellegent as we who kill them, although they are more noble......and more able."
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Not to stir up an old thread, but as a new member who is in his first 15 minutes of navigating the forum, I find this and piss myself with tears in my eyes THANK YOU this was off the hook funny....If you havn't read it please do, If u have, read it again..... you know why.....
rotflmao!!!!! that was too funny. i know its old but was for sure best read post... nice story hogskin
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