A coworker of mine listens to a satellite radio station called Outlaw Country.
Yesterday he heard, "I'm Home Getting Hammered (While She's Out Getting Nailed)".
That ranks right up there with "If My Nose Was Running Money (I'd Blow It All On You)".
Think me not unkind and rude,
That I walk alone through grove and glen.
I go to seek the God of the wood,
And fetch His word to men.
A friend of mine made me a Country music "Drinking Songs" C.D. a while back. That song definitely made the list.
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A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark ?"
"No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two worms."
How about the old classic..."She broke my heart, so I broke her jaw"
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