Man With Pickup Truck Load Of Ducks....
One day a hunter was driving though Taxes with a pickup truck load of ducks. A game warden saw the ducks and pulled the pickup truck over. The game warden walked up to the driver and asked him if he had a hunting license. The driver said, “Yes sir, yes sir, I have a hunting license”, and then handed him his hunting license.
The game warden looked over the hunting license and then grabbed a duck from the back pickup truck, then he stuck his finger in the duck’s but and smelled and said, “This is a <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com</st1:State>Louisiana duck, do you have a <st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Louisiana</st1:place></st1:State> hunting license? The hunter said, “Yes sir, yes sir, I have a <st1:State w:st="on">Louisiana</st1:State> hunting license, I have a <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:State w:st="on">Louisiana</st1:State></st1:place> hunting license”, then handed him the license.
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The game warden looked disturbed, then he snatched another duck from the back of the truck and did the same thing, he stuck his finger in the duck’s but and said, “This is a <st1:State w:st="on">Mississippi</st1:State> duck, do you have a <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:State w:st="on">Mississippi</st1:State></st1:place> hunting license”. The man said, “Yes sir, yes sir, I have a <st1:State w:st="on">Mississippi</st1:State> hunting license, I have a <st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Mississippi</st1:place></st1:State> hunting license”, then handed the license.
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This time the game warden was madder than before, he snatched another duck from the back of the truck and did the same thing, he stuck his finger in the duck’s but and said, “This is a Alabama duck, do you have a Alabama hunting license”. The man said, “Yes sir, yes sir, I have a Alabamai hunting license, I have a <st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Alabama</st1:place></st1:State> hunting license”, then handed it to him.
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The game warden was supper mad, mad as all get up and said, “Boy where you from”?
The man jumped out the truck and turned around, then he pulled his pants down and mooned the game warden and said “I don’t know, you tell me”.
Last edited by tony270; 01-11-2011 at 07:32 PM.
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