never
seldom
on special occassions
often
I am a lush
Come on Slant.... You can cross deep creek in a jeep:)Originally Posted by slanttop357
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A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark ?"
"No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two worms."
Not much. Really couldn't if he wanted.
Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you. -- Gen.9:3
Thanks, I'll make an appointment.
Fluently vocalizing from my rectum
I love buying used guns.......No honey it's not a new gun, I've had that thing for years. look at all the marks on it!
Fugaloo Foo-gah-loo
"Happiness is a good martini, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman... or a bad woman, depending on how much happiness you can stand." George Burns
Human beings only have two ways to deal with one another: reason and force. Force has no place as a valid method of social interaction, and the only thing that removes force from the menu is the personal firearm, as paradoxical as it may sound to some.
The U.S. city with the most restrictive gun laws in the nation, Washington, D.C., has the highest murder rate at 24 per 100,000. The state with the most unrestrictive gun regulations, Vermont, has the lowest murder rate at 0.48 per 100,000.
I think I'm allergic too, every time I drink a fifth of whiskey I puke!............hmmmmmmmm maybe not.
Have fun out there.
When I was in the service, I used to drink heavily but who didn't right? Now, I usually have a drink about 3 times a week.
"ab ovo usque ad mala"
yes, please!
Science flies people to the moon...Religion flies people into buildings
I don't drink. I have never had a drink as an adult (as a child I was given a sip of beer once). I don't believe its wrong to drink so long as its done in moderation and not to the point of drunkeness, but as for myself I chose not to play with it.
Six years ago when I started this thread; my answer would have been just about the same as Bullfrogs. But now I drink every day. I had a quadruple by-pass a few months after the post; and a couple of years ago my doc told me to drink a glass of red wine every day. I have followed the docs orders, may have forgot three or four times and once took my "medicine" twice in one day by mistake --- but I have yet to acquire a taste for it. It still tastes like spoiled banana juice to me.
Society in any state is a blessing, but government even in its best state is but a necessary evil. T. Paine
I am old enough to remember when this really was the land of the free. CS
You will never know that spinning room sensation, or a one hell of a hangover, or don't remember that night before.
Or putting one foot on the ground when you go to sleep to stop the spinning?
Fluently vocalizing from my rectum
I love buying used guns.......No honey it's not a new gun, I've had that thing for years. look at all the marks on it!
Fugaloo Foo-gah-loo
I haven't had a drink in 25 years, my wife told me I could either have her or the bar stool. I picked her, still my best friend! Allthough, if I had killed her I would be out of jail now. Its weird, I still get a craving for of some of the drinks, or if I smell a good wine. I ended up alergic to beer, I couldn't breath, wicked headaches. Now I can't stand to be around a drunk. I wonder if I was that obnocsous. I slept on the side of the road many a night, just couldn't get home, I had to drive, to drunk to walk!! I was klheaded home one night, and passed the cops going the other way 35mph area, I was doing about 55-60, I floored it and went over the hill turned off at the next road and shut off my lights, they went flying by never did catch me!!
It was the booze or my wife also i choose the little lady. I do have a beer once in a wile, and i did have a problem drinking, thank God the cops and sheriffs were nice enough to give me a ride home, yes a ride home 2 times by the sheriffs once by a cop i would say i was dam lucky.
or laying on the floor grabbing on to the carpet so you don't fall over
In the immortal words of Frank Sinatra...
"I feel sorry for people that don't drink. That's the best they're gonna feel all day!"
Science flies people to the moon...Religion flies people into buildings
Just curious...why would anyone own up to being a lush? 11 people? Please stay away from guns...at least around me.
"Democracy ends when the government takes from those willing to work and gives to those who aren't" Thomas Jefferson.
“There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt.” John Adams 1826
"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." Benjamin Franklin
Not a good idea to post ANY public information as to alcohol consumption.
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