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Hogskin,
That was one of the funniest posts I have ever read. I literally laughed for about a half hour. You are now part of Patton family lore. I shared it with all my kin folk.
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Oh man....That was funny. I cant stop laughing....
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That was freakin hilarious! I don't know why but good fart stor is always a gas. 
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IMHO a lot of things are funny in this world and can be laughed at with no reservations. But bowel movements and not one of them. There must be something you can joke about other than those. If you don't think so move your toilet to the front yard and you can have a ball. Sorry if I am to harsh on this subject but to me its not funny at all.
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Great story! 
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Originally Posted by bighorn67
Two words....................................pork barbeque
That was a funny post. I have been in similar situations in front of my middle school class before. I let it out quiet, but the front row of middle school fart detectors usually pick it up quickly. I swear those kids could smell a rat fart in a popouri shop.
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This was funny too!
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Originally Posted by fknipfer1
IMHO a lot of things are funny in this world and can be laughed at with no reservations. But bowel movements and not one of them. There must be something you can joke about other than those. If you don't think so move your toilet to the front yard and you can have a ball. Sorry if I am to harsh on this subject but to me its not funny at all.
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Lighten up a little. My wife doesn't think it is funny either but she still pulls up a stump at Deer camp and lives to tell about it. Either way her rather strong opinion has never changed the way any of the males in our family feel about it. Maybe you just want to pick a fight I don't know but this story is funny!
Your toilet comment reminds me of an episode of Jack$$$ the movie where he blows up a toilet in the hardware store. I laughed at that to.
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