Latest Bumper Sticker Sightings

[spectr17]

A bumper sticker on an old pickup in Cody Wyoming:

"Why do they call it tourist season if you can't shoot 'em?"

[MarinePMI]

Saw one today that said: ###"It's called thinking...You should try it some time."

[jim in illinois]

Some day Osama will have to stand before God ###and explain his actions, ###It's our job to arrange the meeting! ###USMC

[Tinhorn]

One of my favorites I don't see much any more is "Get even with your kids, live long enough to be a burden to them"

Tinhorn

[paulc]

i got a kick out of this one.

we are staying together for the sake of our dogs

[Maverick]

My child was inmate of the month in the county jail.

[Mntngoat]

I heard a new story today on the radio about the guy who made up the bumper sticker " "my child beat up your honor roll student" started in his garage just for fun and has since sold over a million of them. Not a bad side business for a electrician which he is still doing.

[karstic]

Black out-December 2000
Gray out-November 2002

[foulshot]

<font face="Book Antiqua">Besides the obvious one to the left, saw one today-

"I'm low on estragen and I have a gun"

On a Jeep-"If you can read this roll me over"</font>

[Hoss]

One of my favorites:

"Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide the bodies."

Hoss

[shaman]

Well Hoss, if we want to go down that path....
The voices told me to stay home from work today and clean the guns.

[MarinePMI]

"Dying a natural death is for woosies" (Sanitized version)

Saw a reall good one at the gunshow today on someones truck. ###It looked like a regular hunting license but said "Authorized Terrorist Hunting License" with a couple of holes puched out for tags used... ###It was pretty good... :shades-smoke:

[feelinducky]

"I'm spending my kids inheritance"

[Topclamdigger]

### "IF YOUR'E NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT ANIMALS, WHY ARE THEY MADE OUT OF MEAT?"

[grtwythunter]

CAT...THE "OTHER" WHITE MEAT

[Thonzberry]

I used to have this one. " I HATE STUPID PEOPLE" ###The funny thing about it is I got rear ended at a stop light by a guy who said he was reading my pumper sticker, when he looked up he hit me. ###So I replied, like the stciker says!!!!!!!! True story

[songdog]

My brother brought me one from a trip to the extreme north end of CA in logging country. ###It read...

No wood or paper products sold here,
Wipe your butt with a spotted owl.

[karstic]

One I saw at a geology convention

If you can't grow it
You have to mine it.

Also,

Earth first,
We'll mine the other planets later.

[ranchwife]

My favorite - "visualize whirrled peas"

It's making fun of "visualize world peace"

[foulshot]

I saw a couple at the race at Fontana Sunday-

I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying

I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting...

Songdog, you made me laugh out loud!!

[songdog]

No matter how tightly they hug those trees... that's always one area where you can get em :wink-yellow:

[cedar N sandy]

Saw this one on an old truck a few weeks ago: ###
### ### " My other ride is a pair of boots"

[wildbirdhunter]

I saw this one on a car in a parking lot the other day. I will clean it up the best I can
If your going to try and ---- me in the ###--- them can you buy me dinner first.
This one was on the back of a really nice looking redhead’s car coming out of the post office on Tuesday.
The sicker was in big pink letters and black background she had two others but I could not read them but one was about going to the bathroom.
Safe --- is in the palm of your hand ###
WBH

[JDC]

I like mine the best of most I have seen.

Under an American flag on my back window it reads: Got ammo? ###I get more thumbs up, head nods, honks and smiles from that combination.

The sticker I am trying to find for my buddies truck:

My husband thinks this is his truck.

[Hogskin]

These struck me funny...


To all you virgins - thanks for nothin'!

Jesus saves souls and redeems them for valuable cash and prizes

[MarinePMI]

I saw a pretty little phillie driving a truck a few months back that had a bumper sticker that made me chuckle. ###It read: ###No, this is not my boyfriends truck!

The other one I like that I've seen (and need to get) reads:
Yes, this is my truck, and no I will not help you move!

[TNDEERHUNTER]

Ok heres one ###" Stupid people shouldn't breed "

[JDC]

Here's one that was sent via e-mail to me:

Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.


The other one I have observed, and I didn't see noted above: On the back of a Harley rider's shirt

If you can read this the B#$%$ fell off.

[BigDog]

Vegitarian: Old indian word for bad hunter.


(Edited by BigDog at 1:14 pm on July 16, 2002)

[tinner]

i dont remember where i got this one from but i used it for my signature for a while: eat well, stay fit and die anyhow.
its not how you pick your nose, its where you put the buggers.
sometimes you are the bug and sometimes you are the windshield.
work hard, millions of people on welfare are depending on you.
:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

[MarinePMI]

9 out of the 10 voices in my head told me to stay home today.....and clean my guns. ###:smile-big-blue:

[Kickaha]

I've seen this one a couple different times on different trucks, "Silly Boys, Trucks are for Girls". ###:)

[Brian S]

I saw one a few weeks ago on a ###older 2500 suburban probably with a 454 in it. It either said "green peace" or "sierra club", and I vote for the environment.

[arlow]

an old roommate had one that said " are you stoned or just naturally stupid"

[Constitutionalist]

I saw this last year, and have been hunting for it ever since (darned gun shows are letting me down!):

Nice People Swallow


Eric

[JDC]

There's a guy here at work that has a bumper sticker making machine. I think I am going to have him make me this one.

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW :finger:

Darn the smilie dude didn't work.

(Edited by JDC at 6:06 am on July 18, 2002)

[Cynic]

http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/goldmine/bumperstickers//EDGECRUSHER_band.jpg

[tinner]

just saw one: the only thing worth dying for is life

[SDHNTR]

Saw a good one last night. ###"Stop Global Whining"