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Nino
08-23-2001, 05:02 AM
Starting a list of the top ten reasons you think you might be hanging out at this forum too much!! :clown

...can't go a day without mentioning something that Jesse, Fubar, Tinhorn, Richard Webb, etc.....posted

...your wife can't wait until hunting season so you will go out and play and not spend so much time on the computer.

Or

You might be a home-brew cam addict if ....

The photo lab processor knows you by name ....

You put more miles on your pickup to check your cam than you do commuting to work ...

just a little attempt at humor (yes it is a slow day and I'm bored )


(Edited by Nino at 1:03 pm on Aug. 23, 2001)
Drake Slayer
08-23-2001, 05:04 AM
It beats working.
BigDog
08-23-2001, 03:27 PM
Cause I am dying for the seasons to start and I spend my days in bank vaults, surrounded by steel and artificial light.
Buckoholic
08-23-2001, 05:54 PM
I know I am hanging out too much in this forum because:

I am constantly thinking about other homebrew ideas.

I am now getting Radio Shack stock information.

All of my hunting daydreams are no longer in full motion. They are all dated and freeze framed.

and

I have been having dreams about hunting with buddies I don't even know, like Gunn Doc, Jesse, Tinhorn, Bowbender, Arrowhead, Welby, Jaybar, Richard, and even you Nino.

by the way, Jesse killed the biggest buck in my last dream, but I had the best buck on film. I am going out in tonights dream and top Jesse's buck.

SEE WHAT I MEAN!!!!!!!!!!
tinner
08-23-2002, 01:55 PM
my wife claims to be a JHP widow.
i am currently listening to not watchimg nascar qualifying.:skeered:
Passthru
08-23-2002, 11:16 PM
###i know i spend to much time at Jesse's because.....


### Just look how many daggum posts i have made:laffin-yellow:
RSB
08-24-2002, 03:47 AM
Waking up earlier and staying up later just to log on to Jesse's.
Thonzberry
08-24-2002, 11:12 AM
I'm in the same baot with Passthru, besides there aint nothing good on TV, except the Discovery channel and the History channel.
gwhunter69
08-29-2002, 10:29 AM
Top 10 Signs that you may be spending too much time on JHP:

10. You bought laptops for your kids so you could spend quality time them.

9. You have everyone you meet, "So, what is your JHP handle?"

8. You have two sons, Jesse 1 and Jesse 2.

7. When filling out your annual self-evaluation at work, you listed one of your accomplishment as "becoming a moderator on JHP."

6. You have slapped JHP stickers on your cars, trucks, bicycle and even the kids tricycles.

5. Your wife calls you to dinner by posting in the Campfire forum.

4. You have developed your own language using only "Clickable Smilies."

3. You have read all 6,869 of Jesse's posts twice.

2. You only hunt or fish now during JHP software upgrades and blackouts.

and the number 1 sign that you may be spending too much time on JHP...

1. Jesse is starting to look &#39;sexy.&#39; http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-biggrin-aqua.gif
gwhunter69
08-29-2002, 10:29 AM
Apparently, there is some glitch here...first it posted to the wrong forum and then it posted twice...sorry...I tried to delete it...that did not work.
ranchwife
08-29-2002, 10:47 AM
I knew when I was spending too much at JHP when:

I considered taking drugs for depression when the forum was down for 4 days.

I actually ate lunch during my lunch hour because I couldn&#39;t make any posts.
ranchwife
08-29-2002, 10:49 AM
I knew when I was spending too much at JHP when:

I considered taking drugs for depression when the forum was down for 4 days.

I actually ate lunch during my lunch hour because I couldn&#39;t make any posts.
EL CAZADOR
08-29-2002, 12:55 PM
what&#39;s the definition of "TOO MUCH"?????

It&#39;s been hard, but I was out of town for four days and then out another two, so I don&#39;t think it was as bad as it could have been.
QALHNTR
08-29-2002, 05:33 PM
Looks like someone is trying to pad their post count
http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-biggrin-aqua.gif
gwhunter69
08-30-2002, 02:13 PM
same thing happened to me...I clicked it and it posted twice...
gwhunter69
08-30-2002, 02:14 PM
and I got this error message:

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mySQL error: You have an error in your SQL syntax near &#39;s Top Ten List&#39;, last_id=&#39;10205&#39;, last_post=&#39;1030742066&#39;, last_poster_name=&#39;gwhu&#39; at line 1
mySQL error code: 1064
Date: Friday 30th of August 2002 05:14:26 PM