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PowDuck
07-02-2005, 05:28 AM
Tell us your favorite jokes that you remember from childhood. I was remembering these two while ... um ... well ... shortly after waking up this morning. http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-cool-shades-down.gif

1.
Q: Why are your turds tapered at the end?
A: So your butt don&#39;t slam shut.

And along the same lines ...
2.
Q: Why is your butt crack up and down instead of crossways?
A: So when you go down a slide it don&#39;t go, (move finger up and down on lips while humming) "budda budda budda budda."


These were both considered very dirty jokes when I was a kid. I couldn&#39;t tell them to my mom ever but could tell my dad when I got to be a teenager.

What are some you remember? Post up.
clutchkiller
07-02-2005, 01:01 PM
Not one of mine, but one that was told to me recently by another JHO member.
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Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: Put a little boogie in it.
BelchFire
07-02-2005, 02:39 PM
Don&#39;t know when I entered the realm of being able to tell dirty jokes to my Dad, but I do remember running around when I was about 6 or 7 asking everybody I ran into:

What&#39;s purple and hums?

An electric grape.
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They&#39;d just roll their eyes (like you&#39;re doing now)
Common Sense
07-02-2005, 02:43 PM
My son&#39;s favorite for years: What&#39;s green and red all over?

A frog in the blender.
huggermugger1
07-03-2005, 06:21 PM
Knock Knock

"who&#39;s there?"

"Little old Lady"

"Little old Lady Who?"

"Hey didn&#39;t know you could yodel?"
Common Sense
07-03-2005, 06:56 PM
Hey Hugger; maybe you should change your handle to "Dale Evans"???
jlnlisa
07-03-2005, 07:35 PM
Latest one my kids try to trick me on--remember it from when I was a kid:

If a rooster lays an egg on the top of a house,
which way will it roll off?
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Roosters don&#39;t lay eggs. http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-hitting-self.gif
Common Sense
07-03-2005, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by jlnlisa@Jul 3 2005, 07:35 PM
Roosters don&#39;t lay eggs.### http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-hitting-self.gif
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Even the ones in San Francisco?
jlnlisa
07-03-2005, 10:28 PM
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Roosters don&#39;t lay eggs. http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-hitting-self.gif



http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-sideways-laff-aqua.gif

Even the ones in San Francisco?

They may primp and they may preen,

But still.....

Roosters don&#39;t lay eggs--even in San Francisco