Rules for dating my daughter!

[nickroy77]

I have a 6 month old daugther and I&#39;m already thinking about "it" http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-smoker-yellow.gif

Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you&#39;d better be delivering a package, because you&#39;re sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter&#39;s body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don&#39;t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:
I&#39;m sure you&#39;ve been told that in today&#39;s world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don&#39;t you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

[bzzboyz]

Rule 11.

Rules 1-10 are useless once she is off to college 200 miles away from home and living on her own. All you can hope for is that she took in some of what you taught her. http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-crying-blue.gif

Daddy&#39;s "little" girl with her brothers at one of her school&#39;s baseball games.
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Rule 12. Not about dating, but they still get what ever they want just by the way the say "daddy". Boy&#39;s just can&#39;t get away wth that like girls can. http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-hitting-self.gif

[Common Sense]

BZZ is right; it is the daughter who makes the "rules for dating", not the father. However, if you raise them right, they usually make good rules.

[JJR]

Don&#39;t forget, during the process of going over the rules, you are to be out in the living room cleaning every single gun in front of him so that he knows you mean business....

What&#39;s the major differnce between boys and girls???















With a boy you only have to worry about one tally wacker, but with a girl, you have to worry about EVERY tally wacker out there.

[spectr17]

My high school girlfriend&#39;s dad was a squat jut jawed Marine who made it through the Chosin Resevoir in Korea. Upon meeting him I knew I was toast if I stepped out of line. HE was Irish too with the fiery red hair. I never tangled with him thank god.

[inchr48]

Nickroy,

Do what my B-I-L did with my nieces. Don&#39;t potty train them, they will always be home early from a date.

[Two Rugers]

Rule number one weeded out out half my little sisters "boyfriend&#39;s".
Most left quietly but happily http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-clappin-yellow.gif some required some very physical "BIG BROTHER" attitude adjustments.

I saw that scene in "Bad Boys 2" when the boyfriend showed up. http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-faces-toast-beers.gif

My spoiled rotten, high matainence, daddy&#39;s little pricess is 6 years old.
I think rule Buzz&#39;s rule 12 in soooo true.

Fourtunately I have two older sons that will carry on my tradition of weeding out the "undersirables"

[bass]

Originally posted by JJR@Jun 29 2005, 07:43 AM
Don&#39;t forget, during the process of going over the rules, you are to be out in the living room cleaning every single gun in front of him so that he knows you mean business....
















With a boy you only have to worry about one tally wacker, but with a girl, you have to worry about EVERY tally wacker out there.
That would only make me hang around more! Hell, I would prolly help clean them. http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-bag-on-head.gif

[GooseHunter Jr]

My daughter is not old enogh for dating but she knows that when the boys come to a calling that I told her I will be in garage cleaing the arsenal just for apperances sake!

[luvthegsp]

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Rule Four:
I&#39;m sure you&#39;ve been told that in today&#39;s world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.[/b]

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[FForF]

What&#39;s the major differnce between boys and girls???




With a boy you have to worry about one swinging johnson in the neighborhood. With a girl you have to worry about all of them.

[jdhowe75]

BZZ....Rule???????? (whatever) Please note that posting pics of your college age daughter may open one&#39;s self up to comments of a not so nice nature.

Like "Wow, you&#39;re daughter is hot!!!"

Now, I for one, would never make such a comment, but there are others on this sight that might not be so nice. On the other hand, if you are trying to marry off your daughter to some nice republican, ethical, God fearing, hunting individual...Post away!!!

(P.S. If the latter is true I got a few friends that might be intertested.) http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-faces-toast-beers.gif

[Daisy Mae]

Oh Common Sense, I must disagree with you. http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/afraid_face.gif Not all daddy&#39;s little girls get to make the rules. http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-no-no-yellow.gif Now, don&#39;t misunderstand me, I am my daddy&#39;s little girl.http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-clappin-yellow.gif http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley_polishing_nails.gif http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-innocent-halo-yellow.gif I love my daddy with all my heart http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-happy-face-spin.gif http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-heart-beatin.gif and always will. But, my daddy&#39;s rules were NEVER broken http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley_drill_sergeant.gif because if one was, someone would die! http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley_drill_sergeant.gif http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley_sofahider.gif However, when it came to me, there was a different set of rules. http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/lame-sign.gif Then add in my four brothers, who loved to make sure that I was, at all times, abiding by my daddy&#39;s rules. http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-bs-sign.gif I know for a fact that my daddy was alot harder on me than any of my brothers. http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-soapbox.gif I realize he was just very protective of me, but that is not a good excuse. http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/two-cents.gif Well, I guess I survived it all well enough. http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-2drunks-singing.gif Ha ha ha ha! I guess no permanent damage was done to me http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/stimpy--sm-ani.gif and I still LOVE my daddy. http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-clappin-yellow.gif I must be moving on, till next time..... http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley_polishing_nails.gif

[Colusaduckhunter]

Hey Bzz...she must take after her mother!! There&#39;s no way she ended up with your looks!!! http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-devil.gif http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-faces-toast-beers.gif


I have a few years to go before I have to worry...but my poor neighbor has three daughters and two are at "the age" of worry! I see the boys walking by at the end of the street hoping to catch a glimpse of the girls. Poor guy...doesn&#39;t own any guns either!

[bzzboyz]

Originally posted by jdhowe75@Jun 29 2005, 02:19 PM
Please note that posting pics of your college age daughter may open one&#39;s self up to comments of a not so nice nature.
Well you don&#39;t think I would post pictures of her if she was ugly do ya? Besides. I&#39;m not worried. Everybody in here knows I have guns.


So does she by the way. And she pretty good with them. http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-devil.gif http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-shootin-green.gif


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to some nice republican, ethical, God fearing, hunting individual...[/b]

Throw in rich and owns lots of land in Montana and we&#39;ll talk. http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-wnk-yellow.gif

[Cloak N Dagger]

Showing the guns is good, but you need to show &#39;em that you can use &#39;em too. http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-wnk-yellow.gif My daughter&#39;s boyfriend hunts and does a little target shooting, so I&#39;ve took him hunting with me a few times and too our little shootin&#39; range too.

If you don&#39;t have time for that, leave a few targets sitting around on your workbench for him to "accidentally" see. http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-devil.gif When they see that you can shoot a dime size group at 200 yds ... it kinda makes &#39;em sit up straight. http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-cool-shades-down.gif

(OK it was a 196 yards by the rangefinder ... but they still get the idea) http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-bag-on-head.gif

[WinMag1]

Originally posted by Colusaduckhunter@Jun 29 2005, 01:34 PM
I have a few years to go before I have to worry...
I vividly recall making a similar statement Colusa………all I can say is, DON&#39;T BLINK!!! http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-cool-shades-down.gif

[spectr17]

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Showing the guns is good, but you need to show &#39;em that you can use &#39;em too.[/b]

Cloak, her dad was a MArine. All Marines are rifleman remember. I wouldn&#39;t have cleared the backyard fence before I fell. Wudn&#39;t even going to try.

Targets left out are a good idea though. MAybe invite the boy over while you yank the hide off a hog or deer. Make sure he sees how much you enjoy skinning something. http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-devil.gif MAke sure to mention there&#39;s only one thing you&#39;d enjoy peeling the jammies off better.

[VaHunter2873]

I thank the good Lord everyday that I have boys and not girls..... http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-hitting-self.gif

BUT I guy I work with had the right idea---he felt cleaning his gun was too easy---so 16 yr old daughter wanted to go to homecoming so dad said OK. Just before the daughter leaves dad hands her a cell phone and tells her you call me when you get to dinner, when you leave dinner, when you get to the dance and when you leave the dance to come home and I expect you home around 2230 since dance is over then. Daughter agrees. Dad gets first call---We are at dinner. Dad gets second phone call---We are leaving dinner---this is when my buddy starts to throw in the twists---he tells daughter good---make sure you bring home the time, dated reciept from dinner and be sure to call when you get to the dance----he said you could hear the daughter&#39;s jaw drop on the other end of the phone. Dad then gets call--we are at the dance....not much later dad decides it&#39;s time to swing by the school that the dance was at---sees the car in the parking lot and takes a look, then goes inside and sees daughter and lucky guy inside so satisfied he goes back outside.....and sits in the dark of the parking lot waiting for them to leave the dance. He sees them leave the school and get in the car---a couple of mins pass and buddy calls his wife and asks if daughter has called yet to say she was on her way home--wife says nope so buddy tells wife that daughter will be on her way in a minute---he then goes and knocks on the car window and tells daughter that there is no need to call home because mom knows that you are leaving now.......end of date............. http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/banana-man-yeah.gif

[Freedivr2]

nickroy..........you sound like you might be a basket case when your daughter is "of age". I&#39;ve got two daughters, one 22 and one 20, both very honestly real beauties (good for them, bad for dad). I can&#39;t tell ya how many times I&#39;ve handed a copy of these rules out to their "beaus".

The delivery of these rules must be very sincere....in other words, consider adopting the same look as Jack Nicholson did in the 2nd half of "the Shining" and you&#39;ll get the message across just fine.

Don&#39;t forget to add a P.S. that if they don&#39;t follow these rules, "you have a .45 colt, a shovel and a special place in the desert and nobody would miss ya" kinda thing.

I really liked the one where the dad told the kid real simple like that "that anything you do to my daughter, I will do to you" and then he kissed the kid straight on the lips! Now THAT got that kid in the right frame of mind, wouldn&#39;t you think?

And finally........plan your strategy AHEAD of time. Don&#39;t do what one of my buddies did when a kid picked up his daughter for their first date. He decided to get out his trusty old Colt .45 and disassemble it, cleaning it when the kid arrived. Problem was, he hadn&#39;t taken apart that shooter for about 15 years and forgot how to put it back together. Yep, you guessed it.......the kid told my friend that his dad has a .45 and he&#39;d be glad to help put it back together for him (and did!).

Bottom line.....remember.........Presentation is everything!!!

[kennaiam]

I am the mom of three daughters. My oldest, 13, is too busy reading to notice boys, but I think I may need a cage with steel bars for my middle daughter. She will be 12 next week and is, if I do say so myself, a knockout (for 12).
My dad was cleaning his pistol when my (now ex husband ) showed up to pick me up once. My only regret is that he didn&#39;t "accidentally" shoot him then. http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-gunfighter-yellow.gif

[bzzboyz]

Originally posted by kennaiam@Jun 29 2005, 11:53 PM
My only regret is that he didn&#39;t "accidentally" shoot him then. http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-gunfighter-yellow.gif
Now now, lets no be bitter. We try to do our best. http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-wnk-yellow.gif http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-devil.gif

[Tree Doc]

Make it easier for yourself.

Just kill the first date and leave his rotting corpse and bones on the porch for all the rest of the future dates to see.

Should work pretty well.

[redruger]

Yeah it all sounds good. But after raising two daughters and playing the tough guy I am now older and wiser. You cannot prevent what is beyond your control. We can instill our beliefs in the youngsters but threats will not prevent squat. None of those dads scared me enough in high school and most of them could have kicked my butt.

Whose daughters did all of you date when you were teenagers? We all want the hot young girl who puts out, until we are the fathers of the girl!

Hey not trying to be too serious but realistic http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-rolleyes-green.gif

[spectr17]

Way back in my youger daze my boss in the USAF got married one weekend. I was doing fine at the wedding until I saw the younger sister of the bride. <Swoon>

Long story short, I ended up staying over at my bosses house and the daughter and I fell asleep on the couch watching TV. I was 19 and she was 18. Mom and Dad were over at a friends and were to pick up daughter the next morning to drive back to Sacramento.

Well, it was a fine lazy Sunday morning the next day when I heard the doorbell ring. Holy mackerel I was late getting up and out of there and Dad wasn&#39;t expecting me there. I had parked my truck around the corner so they wouldn&#39;t see it the night before but now I was trapped like a rat. Dad I&#39;m sure would think the worst and I wasn&#39;t sure if he was packing a pistol or not.

I dashed into the spare bedroom and into the closet to figure out what to do. All was fine and I thought I might make it out alive when Dad saw my cowboy boots in the hallway. I wear a 11 and Tony my boss, a little Italian dude, wore a 7. Dad instantly knew there was a guest in the house and when I heard him yell, it was high time to make my move.

As Dad burst into the 1st guest bedroom I dashed from the 2nd guest bedroom into the master bedroom. I could hear Dad yelling about how he was going to wring someone&#39;s neck while he searched under the bed and in the closet and mom and daughter were crying. I caught a glimpse of Tony as I was dancing into the master bedroom and he pointed to an open window in bedroom. I didn&#39;t have any shoes or shirt on but out the window I went, taking the screen with me in a forward roll when I hit the ground.

As I was gingerly running through the water from the sprinklers I heard Dad slam the bedroom door and he soon got to the window and started hollering. I took a look back and it was quite a scene. Dad waving his fist trying to get out the window fumbling with the broken screen frame, daughter waving bye and blowing a kiss, my boss bent over holding his sides, the bride right next to him waving bye with a sheepish grin on her face.

I circled my house twice before sneaking in to make sure the coast was clear. My roomie said there was a message for me on the machine but I knew who it was. Bout got killed over some kissing and snuggling and it was the talk of our ready room at work the next day. Tony asked me if it was worth it and I replied "yes". The girl was a heck of a kisser. http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-dancin-red.gif Never saw her again.

[Common Sense]

redruger is right. When you are young you "don&#39;t care about Cliffton Clowers".

You cannot control young men with raging hormones; so you better raise your daughter right. If you wait until Jr. High to start instilling proper morals into you daughter, it is too late.

[TagSoup]

Jesse that was a great story..... http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-sideways-laff-aqua.gif

[codypernice11]

How about you all post some pics of your daughters, you know so the guys know who not to mess with

[Freedivr2]

Hey Cody....how about you just stay on your side of the Mississippi and you and I will be real good to go......... http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-faces-toast-beers.gif

[1Irishguy]

My brother uses one rule:

"You make her cry...I&#39;ll make you cry."

[Dakota]

No daughters but I did have 4 younger sisters. In high school I just put on my letterman&#39;s jacket and glared at them like they were my next wrestling victim. Later, I would just stare unblinking and blank faced until there was an opportune time to say "That ain&#39;t the way we did it in prison"

[codypernice11]

Hey Cody....how about you just stay on your side of the Mississippi and you and I will be real good to go.........


Dont worry about it iver allready met your daughters, I was asking about the everyone elses daughters






Haha im j/k with ya

[outdoorplay]

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I have a 13 and 12 girls and to be honest, I do use the fear tactic a little bit. They are in junior high now and it has gone to a whole new level. So I have made my house the hang out house.
Seeing that my wife is home at all the times that the kids are home and I am home most of the time as well. We do control how is and how is not aloud to come over. My rules are firm but fare, if you are girl and you wish to dress like a boy, go home! I do not mind if they dress for the fashion of the time, as long as it isn’t disrespectful, but I will still laugh at them.
If I don’t like something that a kid is wearing I will tell them to go home and change or don’t come back. Trust me they get the point and for the ones that don’t, the good news is they don’t come around any more. (I do get the thread degree for the wife, but in the end they like our life style and they really hate it when I take every thing away. Lap tops, cell phones, TVs, Radios)

Here is my bottom line a family that plays together stays together. So here at home we have a fun time and all the other kid like coming here because we go out of our way to make it fun for them to be here. So if they would like to play? They have to play by my rules. And yes I do spoil them and their friends.

They don’t have time for boys, One thing is for sure, they do not have alone time with boys. I let them come over, but always in eye site.

[tinner]

Originally posted by Freedivr2@Jun 30 2005, 02:36 PM
Hey Cody....how about you just stay on your side of the Mississippi and you and I will be real good to go......... http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-faces-toast-beers.gif
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do like bill engvahl does. get real close to the lad and whisper in his ear. this i smy daughter. she is my world and if you have her back late or ever hurt her i am not afraid to go BACK to prision.

[shaman]

Tinner: you beat me to it. Also like the Engval routine about being a good husband. So I came home one day and the wife was folding laundry and I thought I would score some points by helping out, so I&#39;m folding this pair of skimpy little undies and asked her so when are you going to wear these for me? She looked up and said I can&#39;t ..... there your daughters...... GOD NOOOOOOO!!!!!

[JDC]

Rule #1

If you take her out on a date, she&#39;s yours. I can&#39;t afford her anyway!

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[bare_slayer]

My daughter is 22 and married to a fine upstanding young fellow. When they were dating, me and the missus came home one evining to find them necking in the driveway. My daughter jumped outta the truck immediately and proceeded to try and introduce him to me. I simply told him that if he was still parked in the driveway by the time I came back out of the house, his parents were going to miss him. http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-shootin-green.gif Probably helped that my dog, a rotwieller, sensed tension and was going ballistic, drooling and barking the whole time. As time went on, and he became a fixture around the house, he realized that I was capable of pretty much anything, and the dog still didnt like him. http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-shootin-green.gif On thier wedding nite, I took him for a moonlite walk behind the hall. We discussed his responsibilities to my daughter, and the concequences of hurting her. I must say that the art of communication is not lost, and he has turned out to be a pretty decent guy. I wish I woulda had the list 6 years ago though............. http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-faces-toast-beers.gif

[rtin]

When the time comes. I will make sure the guy&#39;s my daughter&#39;s date with now how to clean my shotguns and know that their father has lot&#39;s of friends that are Italian http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-wnk-yellow.gif

[lxtrail]

I do feel bad for my daughter, she&#39;s only 17 months and i got told the other day she has a little boyfriend at day care. i know i am in trouble. I have a 13 year old sister, who has matured early for her age, one problem she has 5 older brother all od whom are over 6&#39;2 and over 230 lbs, all state wrestlers and all ver very skilled with weapons, all i say is good luck to any guy that hurts my sister.

when i was a rutting young buck, I was the most reapectuful person i could be around mom or dad, if dad was doing something asked if i could give a hand, didnt matter if i was in a tux or not. I was still the horny 16-17 year old but i didnt show it, that much. as long as guys treat my daughter, and us with respect he&#39;ll be a little safer.
the 1 rule i had when my daughter was born is that i get a new gun on her birthday ever year