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11-03-2003, 05:25 AM
> *You think the state Bird is Larry.
*You can say "French Lick" without laughing out
> > > loud.
*There's actually a college near you named "Ball
State."
*You know Batesville is the casket making capital
> > > of the world, and you're
> > > > proud of it.
*You could never figure out spring forward-fall
> > > back, so screw Daylight
> > > > Savings Time!
*Your feelings get hurt whenever someone points
> > > out the acronym for Purdue
> > > > University is PU.
*You know several people who have hit a deer.
*Down south to you means Kentucky.
> > > >
*You have no problem spelling or pronouncing Terre
> > > Haute.
*Your school classes were canceled because of
> > > cold.
*Your school classes were canceled because of
> > > heat.
*You know what the phrase "knee-high by the Fourth
> > > of July" means.
> > > > *You've heard of Euchre, you know how to play
> > > Euchre, and you are the master
> > > > of Euchre.
> > > > *You've seen a running car, with nobody in it, in
> > > the parking lot of the
> > > > grocery store, no matter what time of year it is.
> > > > *Detassling was your first job. Bailing hay, your
> > > second. Or you could stack
> > > > hay, swim in the pond to clean off and then have
> > > the strength to play a
> > > > couple of games of hoops, all in the same barn lot
> > > on the same day.
> > > > *You say things like catty-wampus and katty
> > > corner.
> > > > *You install security lights on your house and
> > > garage, then leave both of
> > > > them unlocked.
> > > > *You carry jumper cables in your car regularly.
> > > > *You drink pop.
> > > > *You know that baling wire was the predecessor to
> > > duct tape.
> > > > *You know that strangers are the only ones who
> > > come to your front door.
> > > > *Kids and dogs ride in the passenger seats of cars
> > > and the backs of pickups.
> > > > *You think nothing of it in spring and fall to be
> > > stuck behind a farm
> > > > implement driving on the roads. You just hope it's
> > > not a hog truck or a manure
> > > > spreader.
> > > > *High school basketball games draw bigger crowds
> > > on the weekend than movie
> > > > theaters, IF you have a movie theater.
> > > > *The local paper covers national and international
> > > headlines on one page but
> > > > requires six for local sports.
> > > > *You can repeat the scores of the last eight NBA
> > > games, but unless the MVP
> > > > is a Hoosier, you are not sure who he is.
> > > > *You can see at least two basketball hoops from
> > > your yard.
> > > > *You can name every one of Bobby Knight's exploits
> > > > *The biggest question of your youth was IU or
> > > Purdue.
> > > > *Indianapolis is the BIG CITY.
>
> > > > *Every one knows what you mean when you say "The
Race"
*Getting stuck by a train is a legitimate excuse
for being late to school.
*The Wabash River is the biggest body of water
near your house.
*You know several different definitions as to what
a Hoosier really is.
*Everyone knows who the town cops are, where they
> > > live, and whether they're
> > > > at home or on duty.
> > > > *You've been to the Covered Bridge Festival. You
> > > took back roads to get
> > > > there. Why sit in traffic?
> > > > *To you, tenderloin is not an expensive cut of
> > > beef, but a big, salty,
> > > > breaded piece of pork served on a bun with pickle. http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-dancin-red.gif http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-devil.gif http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-devil.gif http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-devil.gif
*You can say "French Lick" without laughing out
> > > loud.
*There's actually a college near you named "Ball
State."
*You know Batesville is the casket making capital
> > > of the world, and you're
> > > > proud of it.
*You could never figure out spring forward-fall
> > > back, so screw Daylight
> > > > Savings Time!
*Your feelings get hurt whenever someone points
> > > out the acronym for Purdue
> > > > University is PU.
*You know several people who have hit a deer.
*Down south to you means Kentucky.
> > > >
*You have no problem spelling or pronouncing Terre
> > > Haute.
*Your school classes were canceled because of
> > > cold.
*Your school classes were canceled because of
> > > heat.
*You know what the phrase "knee-high by the Fourth
> > > of July" means.
> > > > *You've heard of Euchre, you know how to play
> > > Euchre, and you are the master
> > > > of Euchre.
> > > > *You've seen a running car, with nobody in it, in
> > > the parking lot of the
> > > > grocery store, no matter what time of year it is.
> > > > *Detassling was your first job. Bailing hay, your
> > > second. Or you could stack
> > > > hay, swim in the pond to clean off and then have
> > > the strength to play a
> > > > couple of games of hoops, all in the same barn lot
> > > on the same day.
> > > > *You say things like catty-wampus and katty
> > > corner.
> > > > *You install security lights on your house and
> > > garage, then leave both of
> > > > them unlocked.
> > > > *You carry jumper cables in your car regularly.
> > > > *You drink pop.
> > > > *You know that baling wire was the predecessor to
> > > duct tape.
> > > > *You know that strangers are the only ones who
> > > come to your front door.
> > > > *Kids and dogs ride in the passenger seats of cars
> > > and the backs of pickups.
> > > > *You think nothing of it in spring and fall to be
> > > stuck behind a farm
> > > > implement driving on the roads. You just hope it's
> > > not a hog truck or a manure
> > > > spreader.
> > > > *High school basketball games draw bigger crowds
> > > on the weekend than movie
> > > > theaters, IF you have a movie theater.
> > > > *The local paper covers national and international
> > > headlines on one page but
> > > > requires six for local sports.
> > > > *You can repeat the scores of the last eight NBA
> > > games, but unless the MVP
> > > > is a Hoosier, you are not sure who he is.
> > > > *You can see at least two basketball hoops from
> > > your yard.
> > > > *You can name every one of Bobby Knight's exploits
> > > > *The biggest question of your youth was IU or
> > > Purdue.
> > > > *Indianapolis is the BIG CITY.
>
> > > > *Every one knows what you mean when you say "The
Race"
*Getting stuck by a train is a legitimate excuse
for being late to school.
*The Wabash River is the biggest body of water
near your house.
*You know several different definitions as to what
a Hoosier really is.
*Everyone knows who the town cops are, where they
> > > live, and whether they're
> > > > at home or on duty.
> > > > *You've been to the Covered Bridge Festival. You
> > > took back roads to get
> > > > there. Why sit in traffic?
> > > > *To you, tenderloin is not an expensive cut of
> > > beef, but a big, salty,
> > > > breaded piece of pork served on a bun with pickle. http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-dancin-red.gif http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-devil.gif http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-devil.gif http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smiley-devil.gif