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spectr17
07-09-2001, 08:32 PM
Hey y'all,,,,, watch this!!

Man using explosives to fish hurt in blast.

Springfield ###News-Leader

CLIMAX SPRINGS, MO — A St. Louis-area man’s hand was blown off when a pipe bomb prematurely exploded while he was fishing.

The man and his brother were using the explosive device to catch fish at their grandfather’s pond, Camden County officials said.

Mark W. Mossoney, 19, of Robertsville, lost his right hand from the wrist down when the device exploded as he was preparing to throw it into a pond Saturday, Camden County Sheriff John Page said.

Mossoney was taken by helicopter to the University of Missouri Hospital and Clinics in Columbia, where he was listed in good condition Sunday. His hand could not be reattached, Camden County authorities said.

David J. Mossoney, 25, of St. Clair, also was injured, but was treated and released for minor shrapnel wounds at Washington Hospital. The men were in Climax Springs visiting their grandfather.

Underwater explosions are used by some people to stun or kill fish, which float to the surface and can be retrieved, according to a Missouri Department of Conservation spokesman. It is illegal in Missouri to use explosives in this manner on public waterways.

It was unclear on Sunday whether the practice is illegal at a privately-owned body of water.

Any charges to be filed in the case would come after further investigation, according to a statement from The Camden County Sheriff’s Department.

Tinhorn
07-11-2001, 04:13 PM
I don't mean to make light of this grim injury but here is a Joke this reminds me of:

The fish were not biting but a guy kept coming back to the Dock with boat loads of fish. ###Everyone kept asking what bait he used but he'd never tell. ###One day the Game Warden was there among the crowd looking at all his fish in the boat and even he asked how he was catching all those fish......

The guy says "Be here at Daylight tomorrow morning and I'll show you"

Right at Daylight they met and went out to the middle of the Lake where the man produced a stick of dynomite, lit it and thru it in the water......BOOM.....fish started floating to the surface.

The Game Warden says in shocked disbelief "I can't believe you did that in front of me! ###it's illega, highly illegal.....there'll be jail time for you fella" ### ###and on and on...

The guy gets another stick of dynomite, lit it, hands it to the game warden and says" you gonna talk, err you gonna fish"? ? ?

KsBowhunter
07-12-2001, 10:58 AM
LMAO @ Tinhorn.

Spectre17,
You can always give him a runner-up medal.