Caption Contest 8/27/01

[spectr17]

This one's from last winter here in SoCal. One of our road warriors on his way to work. I'd love to have been a fly on the dash of that CHP car to hear what was said.

http://www.jesseshuntingpage.com/images/car-wreck-guy-hand-on-head-chp.jpg

[EL CAZADOR]

Problem Officer?

[shaman]

Did you see where my ###cap went?

[Fubar]

I was on my way home from getting a hair cut. Do you think they cut it too close?

[hunter mike]

Larry and Moe are still in there...

[Tinhorn]

Well, how far off the road do you want it?

[jerry d]

Yes, it hurts!!! You should feel this knot!!!

[Hogskin]

"And after all of this, I think a bird just sh!t on my head."

[Swampy]

Can you believe this is the third one this week?

[Arrowhead]

Officer to motorist " Sir, I said Pat your head and Rub your belly"

[robNhood]

"It's hard to drive with one hand. Do you know how to get this super glue off?"

[Z-man]

"I was just watching myself on COPS while I was driving, I don't see anything wrong with that!"

[spectr17]

Honestly Officer, it's easier to rotate the tires that way.

[paulc]

good afternood officer is there a problem..


not to worry officer, triple aaa is on the way.

[rusman66]

No Officer Listen again "I swear its not hollow"

[rusman66]

I know they shouldn't be connected but as soon as I let go down there, my head pops off.

(Edited by rusman66 at 8:49 pm on Aug. 30, 2001)

[THBailey]

"Oh nuts...You mean I HAVE TO tell the old man?