[Dave in LB]

Oh man I can't stop laughing and my sides are spliting.

I had a similar situation a few years ago. I purchased a gym membership and it included 6 training sessions and then I bought 12 more. One morning, like at 5:30, I was starting my work out with my female trainer. My system hadn't really turned on yet so no worries. Well we head over to the leg press machine and she loads it up and I start the exercise. totally out of the blue, errrrrrrrrrrp! I almost dropped the weight I was so embarassed and couldn't stop laughing(nothing else to do). She was laughing a bit too and just sloughed it off like," hey it happens." I think Hogskins description of feeling like a tool is apt. Not much is more embarassing than farting in front of cute ladies not your wife.