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10-05-2017, 09:05 PM
HELP: Need Rescue Quick

I went diving today in SM Bay for lobster, season opened last Saturday. Ocean was calm, vis was decent and had a fun day. Managed to catch a nice set of lobsters for the Admiral.

However, I got ambushed and caught at the dock by the Marine Mammal Rescue people.
I am now a prisoner at the Marine Mammal Center in San Pedro where they are force feeding me on raw anchovies and I hear them talking about “Rehabilitation.” I don’t want to be freakin’ rehabilitated….

My JHO friends, send a strike team to rescue me soon.

pierpont scott
10-05-2017, 09:59 PM
Only if you give up some of those spiny tails and a pound of butter.

10-05-2017, 10:02 PM
Great catch . I would like to get into that one day

dustin ray
10-06-2017, 05:36 AM
Thats Funny and a nice catch

10-06-2017, 07:47 AM
Thanks for that :)

10-06-2017, 01:01 PM
Wow.. most of those are nice size too! Way easier to just catch 'em in traps though.

10-06-2017, 02:28 PM
Ice down and ship four lobster tails and ship to afore given address and I send a rescue team!! :patiotic-wavin-flag:patiotic-wavin-flag:patiotic-wavin-flag

10-06-2017, 02:40 PM
lmao, nice catch!

10-06-2017, 04:52 PM
Just have to reiterate, excluding the bugs which by no means should be excluded, this is by far the funniest post I have seen. Congrats on a good dive and an awesome post!
P.S. Not that it matters but your a lot shorter that i had you in my minds eye.
Thanks again!

10-06-2017, 09:32 PM
Andy is the man. One of if not the best story tellers I have ever been around. Keep your eyes open for his upcoming side project. It is a new thing where he will go on a trip with you and document the event in the style only he can do.

10-07-2017, 12:22 PM
Thanks to those who offered to help spring me from the Marine Mammal Center but I got a better offer. I’m am OUT. Luckily for me, Hank O, a known black ops escape artist, was in a tank next door. We made a bargain. So now we are at LAX and off to the Cleveland Aquarium.


PS: Bankrunner, actually I’m anywhere between 5’5” and 6’5” tall depending on my attitude. However, since the Admiral calls me El Chapo Guapo, I think I’m generally closer to the lower end of that.

10-07-2017, 01:16 PM
A hansom well versed adventurer, what more could one ask for. Cheers.